Maybe Today


my name is jet. i take the cheese off of my pizza and i'm far more afraid of vomit than i am of dying.
these things are true.

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fuckyeahthespianpeacock:

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fuckyeahthespianpeacock:

-humaankameleonn

shotguneyes:

Every bit of me is devoted to love and art. And I aspire to try to be a teacher to my young fans who feel just like I felt when I was younger. I just felt like a freak. I guess what I’m trying to say is I’m trying to liberate them, I want to free them of their fears and make them feel that they can make their own space in the world.

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Michelle: Is the war over?
Jet: What war?
Michelle: The one in Iraq.
Jet: .......... I don't know.
(Later)
Michelle: At least we know about Osama.
Jet: What about him?
Michelle: That he's dead.
Jet: ...... HE IS?!?
(Later)
Jet: Osama is the one who bombed the twin towers, right?
Michelle: Yea.
Jet: And who's the other bad guy?
Michelle: Saddam Hussein. He died in 2008.
Jet: Yea I knew that. They hung him and put videos of it on YouTube.

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tyleroakley:

tyleroakley:

I’m obsessed with this: on every anniversary, you take a picture of you holding a picture from the year before.


The closest I’ll ever get:



Reblogging for future reference. 
One day I’m gonna be super cute with someone. And shit like this is going to drive you all mad. 
Actually, Tyler, you and your computer are looking smashing this year. Have you guys been jogging together? Matching jumpsuits? 

kassieking:

tyleroakley:

tyleroakley:

I’m obsessed with this: on every anniversary, you take a picture of you holding a picture from the year before.

The closest I’ll ever get:

Reblogging for future reference. 

One day I’m gonna be super cute with someone. And shit like this is going to drive you all mad. 

Actually, Tyler, you and your computer are looking smashing this year. Have you guys been jogging together? Matching jumpsuits? 

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Michelle: Sometimes I think that I want a cat.
Jet: Yea, but then I'm like.... 200 dollars.
Michelle: Yea. F*** that nigga.