just when I thought I was ok again. I remember
Sky Is Not The Limit: 5 important lessons →
1. First Important Lesson - “Know The Cleaning Lady” During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read the last one: “What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?” Surely this…
The two best compliments of my life
1. “Jet, you’re the skinniest fat person that I know.” 2. “You reminded me of Lady Gaga.”
my grandma is a casting agent and she sends me every once in a while to try out for small roles in commercials and stuufff.. usually I don’t go because it’s a long drive and usually kind of a waste of time. But she is SO SURE if I go to this one tomorrow that I’ll get the job. Why? They want a 20-year-old girl who can look REALLY TRASHY. Thanks Gram
We are what we repeatedly do; excellence, then, is not an act but a habit.– Aristotle
I can't figure out
what I am going to do. I go on Tuesdays down to Miami for the young adults services of one of the most spirit-filled churches I’ve been to. The service is called “The Rendezvous.” Tomorrow we’re supposed to bring in some kind of object to leave at the altar; something symbolic to represent leaving something that is holding us back in our relationship to Jesus Christ. It...
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From the floorboards to the fly, Here I was fated to reside. And as I take my...– The Decemberists I was Meant for the Stage
Bleach and Jonny Sobel
The other day some of my friends and i were trying to convince my friend, Jonny Sobel, to bleach his hair. We told him he’d look like Johnny Bravo. Jonny, being the manly, athletic, heterosexual that he is, did not like the idea at all and quickly dismissed it. However, what started as a joke turned into a full-fledged plot once me and Laura decided that IT NEEDED TO HAPPEN. We planned it...
You know me. I’m full of enthusiasm; full of spunk and butter.– Alex Garner
Want to know a secret?
I really like listening to Inside the Target Car and pretending I’m still in Jacksonville.
My relationship to my cat
Me: The vet wants me to pay $430 to make sure my cat doesn't have anything wrong with it.
Joe: Yo that cat blows
Me: Whatever. I'm like Jesus and he's like humanity; he sucks but i still love him.
Joe: No, he's like a pimp and you're his hoe. You both suck but he gets all your money.
We always run to God when we need a miracle, but the greatest miracle is not...– John Gray
so i realized
tumblr isn’t the same as facebook and formspring. when you delete it, it’s gone forever. you can’t just reactivate it… so i kind of have to start over now.