September 2011
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I get "Jet" jokes a lot
I’ve been called
jet plane
jet blue
jetski
jettica
jetidiah
airplane
train
jet engine
jet setta
jetta
but I tonight I heard the funniest thing I think I’ve ever been called. First time anyone’s called me this:
Virgin Airlines
good things are going to start happening.
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Trust in friends: →
Expectation:
Reality:
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THINGS ONE SHOULD NOT DO WHEN THEY HAVE A PAPER...
text someone you need to have a serious conversation with
go online and buy shoes
go on tumblr
oh but wait…
“A lot of men want a woman to mother them. They get with a woman and all they do...”
– Henry Rollins (via thatkindofwoman)
I want a man like this!!! Are there any out there???
(via anarchistmom)
Henry Rollins is my favorite person.ever.
(via johnnyliar)
“FORGIVENESS”
– Jesus
SEVENTY TIMES 7
So, is that what you call a getaway? Tell me what you got away with. Cause I’ve seen more spine in jellyfish. I’ve seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids. Have another drink and drive yourself home. I hope there’s ice on all the roads. And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt, and again when your head goes through the windshield. And is that what you call tact?...
wow.
trying not to get angry.
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Life's not fair
moving on
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Listen
everyone makes mistakes.
i just seem to make way more than the average person
