My Roommate and Me (cont.)
Michelle: Is the war over?
Jet: What war?
Michelle: The one in Iraq.
Jet: .......... I don't know.
Michelle: At least we know about Osama.
Jet: What about him?
Michelle: That he's dead.
Jet: ...... HE IS?!?
Jet: Osama is the one who bombed the twin towers, right?
Jet: And who's the other bad guy?
Michelle: Saddam Hussein. He died in 2008.
Jet: Yea I knew that. They hung him and put videos of it on YouTube.
My roommate and Me
Michelle: Sometimes I think that I want a cat.
Jet: Yea, but then I'm like.... 200 dollars.
Michelle: Yea. F*** that nigga.
I was cleaning out my room. And I threw away 73 chipotle receipts. SEVENTY THREE. That’s not a hyperbole. I counted them out one by one.
Reasons why I'm single
hervacationh0me: I’m married to the streets, nigga
I'm trying this new thing:
THIS IS BRILLIANT. whereisrossf: i just watched this 4 times and laughed harder every time. best video ever.
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