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Train ride NYC [daytime] - 2012

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Train ride NYC [daytime] - 2012

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Viewer calls TV anchor fat.

TV anchor responds.

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-onyourknees:

the fact that he tried so hard to estimate how far he’d need to jump to make it on the couch and then not making it omfg
my heart just exploded a little

he forgot to factor in how slick the table was


the same cat, years later….


The second gif made it a little hard to breathe, omfg.



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-onyourknees:

the fact that he tried so hard to estimate how far he’d need to jump to make it on the couch and then not making it omfg

my heart just exploded a little

he forgot to factor in how slick the table was

the same cat, years later….

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The second gif made it a little hard to breathe, omfg.

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swimmershair-dontcare:
oh. my.god. I think I just died a little.
LMFAO


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swimmershair-dontcare:

oh. my.god. I think I just died a little.

LMFAO

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kelseydivesin:

My favorite conversation ever between two people who aren’t listening to a thing the other person says.

Agreed.

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ruineshumaines:

Good Advice by Jenny Spadafora.

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Good Advice by Jenny Spadafora.