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my name is jet. i take the cheese off of my pizza and i'm far more afraid of vomit than i am of dying.
these things are true.

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

*Food hits floor*

little germs: let’s get it!

king germ: no, we must wait 5 seconds!

(Source: flauxx)

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